Congratulations on your acquisition of our new product, The Domly Dom™. Routine care will ensure excellent dungeon-based performance and extend the useful life of its cock. Be sure to check the manufacturer’s instructions of your product on the inside tag.
Our product is made out of 100% sexiness, which can last a very long time if you care for it properly. Once it’s given you its Domly Stare ™, you may play with your product, provided you’ve sprinkled it with glitter first and marked it with your name (whore) during storage. Before fucking your Domly Dom™, unzip the front closure completely.
Time and time again, we’re asked whether attacking your Domly Dom™ with a spanking implement will render it impotent. Remember that some Domly Dom™ owners are sublier than others, but all have learned that a head start to running away is best achieved if a whip is used instead of a flogger. Using a paddle only ensures that you’ll be caught, at which point your product may administer a harsh beating that is not at all sexy. Bratting your Domly Dom™ is done at your own risk as it may negate your warranty.
Once your Domly Dom™ has been dressed in stilettos and stockings (best done while your product is asleep for safety reasons) wait at the other side of the house for his battery to begin working. Not doing so could cause irreparable damage to your person. Slow runners are advised to offer cupcakes and blowjobs instead. Beg and call it ‘sir’ if necessary until its colour returns to normal.
Let your product rest for a minimum of one hour after play. Our top of the line Domly Doms™ can perform three times daily, but the budget model may require an entire day’s refractory period. If your product stops working for longer than two days, it’s defective. Please return it to the manufacturer for a refund. Alternatively, deflated Domly Doms are highly responsive to being called “babygirl.”
Domly Doms™ love practical jokes, but they also lose their domly energy if too many are administered and may even begin to sulk. Do not confuse this with The Domly Stare™ because, with surplus sulking, your product’s ego may permanently deflate, at which point, it will generate excessive submissive vibrations.
We do, however, welcome returns of Domly Doms™ that have turned into Subs™ as there is enormous demand for these models. Subs™ are, in fact, vastly superior to all our other products, so we may refund you more than the price on the Domly Dom™ box.