Slacktivism: Reading erotica instead of getting laid.
Download: Face fuck.
Cookie: Object that gets brats to put down the glitter and give you a blowjob.
Phishing: Telling your dom you’ll give him a blowjob if he gives you a cookie and then reneging on your part of the deal.
Volatile memory: Blowjob? What blowjob? You gave me that cookie unconditionally.
Captcha: Grabbing the cookie when he says he’s going to eat it himself.
Runtime: What happens after you grab the cookie.
<head> Portion of the cock that is most interesting to play with.
Plug-ins: The sparkly diamante items found in the butts on K&P.
Bandwidth: How much fist can be inserted into a vagina.
404 Error: The state of mind of a dom whose brat behaves like a slave all damn day.
Trackback: Telling your dom you totally really honestly did wear the butt plug all day you swear. Not.
Honeypot: The dude wielding the awesome flogger at a party who plays with pretty much anyone all night.
Lag: What brats do when the belt comes out and they’re told to bend over.
JPEG: Joint penis expert group (otherwise known as ‘The Cock Appreciation Society’.)
Trojan Horse: A dudebro masquerading as a dom.
Shareware: The sybian someone brought to the party
Multi User Simulated Environment: Role-playing gangbang.
Gnutella Network: The three people on the planet I’m willing to share my Nutella with without resentment.
Permalinks: Chastity belts
Virus: A dom whose sexiness replicates itself without conscious effort.
Open Firmware: The seriously hot cock on display during a public scene.
Memory Leak: What definitely doesn’t happen after I see the seriously hot cock on display in the public scene.
Data Management: Which seriously hot cock? I didn’t even notice.
WYSIWYGs: The exhibitionists who run around nekked at parties.