The Tragedy of All My Lost Blowjob Time

There aren’t enough blowjobs on the internet. I know at least 80% of you are going to disrespectfully disagree with me, but I wasn’t aiming for objectivity. Opinions are opinions because they’re subjective.

Have you ever tried hunting for the perfect blowjob porn? It’s not exactly an easy exercise if you’re a connoisseur. Blowjobs are not all made equal, largely because a girl just can’t find enough realism out there in porn land. We either get so much fake female whining that we can’t hear the man, or we get fake male grunting or, nightmare above all nightmares, we get both. There just isn’t any decent blowjob porn that provides audio of authentic male pleasure.

I once stumbled on a podcast-type collection of men supposedly reaching the heights of ecstasy, so clearly I’m not the only one who appreciates such things BUT the audio was even more pathetic than what comes out of Pornhub. There just aren’t enough realistic, awesome-enough-to-please blowjobs on the internet.

Literally the only way someone like me can get her fix is by giving a fucking blowjob to someone, and <ahem> that is not a luxury a woman always has.

I truly do sympathise with the plight of cunnilingus fans who aren’t treated to enough K&P action. Okay, I don’t, because I get an average of 30 seconds of genuine man lust out of every five audio minutes, so I can’t afford to spare you any of it. Lucky for you, I’m not the one who chooses what goes into porn clips. I would, however, respectfully like to request more blowjob videos from those who have the luxury of a real cock on hand.

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One thought on “The Tragedy of All My Lost Blowjob Time

  1. I quite concur. When on the hunt for some blowjob videos to brush up my skills, what I mostly found were women trying not to smear their red lipstick on a flesh colored banana. How does that help, I might ask. It’s not even sexy. Alas, I told Lover he was just going to have to bear being my blow job guinea pig until I figured out the finer points on my own.

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